Last week, the Pumpkin Man’s good buddy Joe came over during lunchtime. As I tried to work upstairs, I eavesdropped on them talking potassium/nitrogen levels, soil testing and giant pumpkin seed genetics.
It was like the most boring playdate ever.
I posted about it on Facebook and one of his pumpkin growing buddies interjected:
“Oh he should be talking about Purses and Shoes, as that is more exciting.”
Me: “Never in my life have I ever talked about purses or shoes or clothes.”
Him: “OK, Amber. How about scrapbooking and crafts. There has to be a subject that totally bores Jamie.”
Me: “Who talks about scrapbooking and crafts? I think you’re confusing me with a girl.”
Touché, my friends.