Jamie was home sick recently when he announced to me, “Today is officially the worst day of my life!”
The worst day ever? Worse than when he got cancer? Had heart surgery? Had his heart broken by one of those worthless girls he dated before me?
Concerned, I responded, “That’s horrible! What has happened?”
He then pointed to The Hurricane. “Not only does she dominate the remote but she has an opinion about what I can and cannot watch. My History Channel has now been replaced by Ernie and Tinky Winky.”