Up with People, Down with Airheads

Friday night was date night at the Casa Canuck, only not with each other. Jamie had a guy’s night out to the Nuggets and my friend Tina and I attended the Up with People performance. My only experiences with Tina have been whilst shouting over four little rugrats so it was a pleasant change to have some adult conversation. We both even showered for the occasion.

I can’t say I always do the same for poor Jamie.

Oh, and Tina shaved for the first time since Christmas. Too bad I didn’t put out.

I have to admit I had never even heard of Up with People, a group Tina professes is a cultural icon. The cast consisted of 100 members from 27 different countries and the show was pretty darn cool. I would strongly suggest you look into attending if it comes to your city because it benefits a great cause: Habitat for Humanity.

One thing I really liked about these perky and talented performers was they were not professionals. They came from all walks of life and were different colors and shapes, which made their message that much more powerful.

One young woman in particular stood out to me. She had a pure, dark-haired beauty about her and had the voice of an angel. She stoically performed, barely even swaying as flamboyant Navajo dancers swirled around her like snowflakes in a storm.

I kept my eye on her the rest of the show. It seemed she always missed her cues and had to be assisted on-stage. Near the end of the performance, I pondered if she had some neurological condition that made it difficult to walk.

I leaned over and whispered, “I really think there is something wrong with her, Tina.”

“She is blind, Amber.”

Or just blonde.

Just when you thought you had heard everything….

It is the husband’s version of “The dog ate my homework.”

“But honey, I am so late because there was a 40-foot sinkhole in the middle of the road.”

Dancing Queen

As per Monday’s post, Jamie and I hit the slopes with Haddie for the first time on Saturday. To avoid waking up at 5 a.m. to beat the ski traffic, we opted to stay at the Beaver Lodge a few miles from the resort. Picture low-end and then go down a few notches.

Hadley loved the windy, fun house-esque stairwell and bought into our “camping” adventure story when we stuck her on the floor with a sleeping pad. Our evil plan would have gone well had she not rolled over, only to wakeup at 5 a.m. (you know: the hour we were trying to avoid). She screached, “I am stuck under the bed!” which still resonates in my mind today as her father did not even flinch. And yes, that is real wood panelling in the picture.

Our experience at SolVista was unquestionably the best ski day I have had since I moved to Colorado. The resort hooked Hadley up with ski lessons and even appointed a luminous mountain hostess to ski with Jamie and I. Kelly reminded me so much of myself during my jet-setting single years. Only she was exponentially cooler.

As we lunched in the lodge, talk turned to outdoor pursuits. Jamie and I expounded upon a backpacking trip we did in Canyonlands last Spring. Brazenly, Jamie queried,

“So, Kelly. Do you do any hiking?”

[Nonchalantly] Oh sure. I once spent 2.5 months backpacking the Pacific Crest Trail.”

End of that conversation.

Saturday night, Jamie, Haddie and I went to dinner and then played outside at the resort’s carnival. They had a dance competition for kids and Hadley delved right into the land of strobe and lights.

Now, something you should know about The Hurricane is the kid can’t dance. At all. She is even enrolled in a dance class in an attempt to counteract my non-dancing genes. But after watching her fumble around in class a few months ago, I called Jamie and confided that “We. Are. Wasting. Our. Money.”

But maybe being a good dancer ain’t all it is cracked up to be. During the dance contest, she flapped, she flailed, she spun and (brace yourselves for this) she won. Of course, they never actually divulged why she won but she was certainly the most entertaining kid out there.

Her prize was an ugly stuffed lizard and they immediately became inseparable. And extremely annoying. The kid even woke us up at 6 a.m. the next morning in our gorgeous two-bedroom slope-side condo (note: no wood panelling present) to inform us that “lizard was hot.” And yes, that would be twice in one weekend we were awoken before dawn.

It was then that Jamie and I debated the possibilities of sending hot lizard back to the desert where it belongs.

Or just get it bronzed as this will likely be the only dance competition the dear girl ever wins….

STOP THE MOM BLOG PRESSES!

This post is about the kid. You know – the one who will be FOUR in May – actually pooped in the potty tonight. For those new to this blog, let it be known this is equal unto the pearly gates opening, saving me from the very gates of hell.

We had a looooong laundry list of incentives for when the deed was finally done, including a night out to see Mr. Chuck E. Cheese. The Hurricane was thrilled to dance with the overstuffed mouse and never before has a parent cried out of sheer relief to see The Master Motivator.

I do not know if this was just a fluke and if she will return to her old habits tomorrow. But for now, BROWN cannot do anything for me except find its way to the toilet (thank you very much, ridiculous UPS campaign).

On another note, I jumped on the bandwagon and recently participated in The Great Interview Experiment. I loved the idea of interviewing and being interviewed by someone new. I have yet to hear back from my interviewee (and will post it here) but was interviewed by the lovely Fabricated Goddess, a beautiful, entertaining, crafty Canuck. And by crafty, I mean Maker of Crafts, not wily. Like other [Crazy Bloggin'] Canucks you may know.

Anyhew, come on over and checkout her interview with me. She unearthed a lot of good dirt, including the sordid details of my speedy courtship, Jamie’s laundry list of health problems, my brother’s memorable gift to him for our first Christmas and my life’s mantra.

And it has nothing to do with poop.

Blogroll Updates and Creative Dating Ideas Needed!

I am enlisting your help. I was at a Young Women’s Camp meeting last week because I have been called as the Outpost leader. Outpost is a three-day backpacking trek in June where out-of-shape 15 and 16 year old girls whine incessantly about being dragged into the boonies. And I simply cannot wait to inject them with a dose of annoying perkiness at 6 a.m. after a sleepless night on the cold, hard ground.

Some of you All of you may ask – me? Leading a large group girls into the backcountry? If only their parents had a clue.

It was during the meeting that the woman next to me leaned over and ruined my life. Well, almost. She asked me if I would speak to a very large group of youth in a couple of weeks about creative dating ideas, especially for groups.

I looked at her dubiously. My one date in high school certainly does not make me qualified, nor does the fact that I never even dated Jamie here in Denver so I have no idea what kids do for fun these days. At least not the legal activities.

When I told her I didn’t think I would be adept at this assignment, she assured me, “Oh, you’re such a great speaker and will make it fun for the kids. Plus, you’re a reporter so will be able drum up some great information.”

A reporter? Yeah, for a freakin’ MOMMY BLOG.

SOOOOOOOOO, I am looking for your creative, cheap dating ideas. Did you do any fun group dates growing up? Do you have any sites or books you can suggest? HALPPPPPPP!

On another note, I will be updating my long-neglected blogroll in the next few weeks. So, if you are a regular and I have overlooked you, please include your URL and blog name in the comments. It’s nothing personal.

Most likely.

Mom Blog News: Bublicious Baby Turns 18 Months Old

I fully realize that Hadley and Jamie monopolize the brunt of this blog with their antics, hardships and one-liners.

Not to be forgotten is my sweet Bode who is now 18 months old – the same age that his sister nearly killed us with her attitude and tantrums. But Bode is still holding strong with his sweetness, choosing only occasionally to throw himself onto the nearest object and protest about the injustice of it all. Because make no mistake: life at 18 months is unjust.
I do not think I would be the glowing example of motherhood I am today (just work with me here) if I had had two Mini-Mes in a row. Reflecting upon it now, Hadley’s was the personality I needed as a new mother. My single life was extremely footloose and having an independent, spirited and stubborn firstborn was tough but a good fit. Bode’s clinginess and obsession with Everything Mama would have driven me nuts. Now, I just relish it.
And wonder why more people can’t taste the sweet fruits of Amber Idol.
One of my favorite moments is when I retrieve him in the morning. He is always patiently sitting up and clutching his blankie (because the kid is emotionally unable to go anywhere without it). This includes breakdancing sessions at weddings (see picture) and yes, he is available for hire.

He is also my hiking buddy and I took him on an adventure through slush, mud and snow just last week. He never protests our adventures, even if he is bundled up like the abominable snowchild. Nor when he falls asleep in the backpack and his boot simultaneously falls off, rendering his mama unable to finagle it back on without waking him up. Fortunately, the frostbite only affected two of his toes.

Bode is very much like his “Da”: easy going, sweet, funny and affectionate. He takes regular beatings from “Sissy” and chooses in his own subtle ways to get back at her.

Because evidently passive aggression also runs in the family.
So, this one’s for my dear, sweet Bubby.

XOXO
Mommy Idol

Am I alone with how different my children’s personalities are? How do your kids offset each other?

Comparison Shopping

Thank you for all the well wishes for my dear dad. He is finally hiccup-free and out of the hospital. We will not know the prognosis until he meets with the oncologist next month but we are staying positive!

On Saturday night, my in-laws invited us over for dinner and I volunteered to bring dessert. Jamie and I had spent $50 at a speciality spice shop earlier that day and I had splurged on Vietnamese Cassia Cinnamon – something that I am sure is in every single one of your cupboards.

Err…right?

Wanting to showcase my exotic spice, I opted to make cinnamon rolls. The problem was I had only an hour to do it but figured I would just mix the dough and let it rise during dinner.

Oh, did I mention I have never actually made cinnamon rolls from scratch? And that I chose the most involved recipe ever created? These are important distinctions.

Also important is that I should never be permitted to do anything when under duress because ugly things happen. Too ugly to share. Including the cinnamon rolls that I had to replace with gingerbread.

I hate to fail at anything and so I awoke at the crack of dawn the next day for attempt #2. All was going well…until they didn’t rise correctly and a myriad of other problems.

As they cooked, Jamie sluggishly came down the stairs. I needed some positive reinforcement from him.

“Hey Jamie. Did your mom ever make cinnamon rolls?” (Secretly hoping she didn’t).

“Sure, she made the best ones ever. “

“Oh. Well, just don’t compare these to your mom’s.”

He looked at them skeptically before replying, “I wouldn’t worry, Amber. I am sure there will be no comparison.”

A hiccup in the recovery process

Jamie and I went to see a movie last weekend. Just to emphasize how significant this is: I can count on one hand how many times we have gone to the theatre since having children.

We saw the independent film Juno, which we loved. Though a bit off-colored at times, it was quirky, fresh and off-beat. We chortled, we wept. And yes, a few tears didst well in Mr. He-Who-Never-Cries’ eyes. It was just that kind of show. For once, I agree with the critics that this is possibly the best film of the year.

Plus, I have a secret crush on Paulie’s chicken legs and sassy sweatband. YUMMMM!

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I have a lot of distractions going on so will likely not be posting here this week. My dad has been in the hospital for his second bout of cancer in six months. We are not sure of the prognosis yet but his stay has been extended due to a little complication called the hiccups.

Yep, you heard correctly. The doc suspects they were caused by an accidental nick in the stomach during surgery and the poor man is going on ten days with them. This also means ten days without sleep – talk about adding salt to a very open wound. It just goes to show that evidently bad luck is genetic.
Haddie has been faithfully praying day and night for my dad’s recovery. At church a couple of weeks ago, they asked a sweet old man to give the prayer. He gave this beautiful, long prayer and for once, Hadley listened intently instead of pegging the family in front of us with hymn books. When he finally finished, she shouted out accusingly, “YOU FORGOT TO BLESS GRANDPA B.!!!!”
It is good to know we now have the whole congregation behind our cause. So, extra thoughts and prayers for Papa Canuck this week.
Though I will likely be MIA here, I will be over at Mile High Mamas on Monday and Tuesday, finally posting the write-up on our recent trip complete with vomit, diarrhea and insomnia. So if you are one of those rude, insensitive people who never comments over there, repent now and come feel the pain…errrr…love.

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Who Do Those Mormons Think They Are?
Wild Daisies

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Grandma’s Girl

My Grandma Wilde was one of the meekest, sweetest women I have ever known. She was a farmer’s wife full of faith and femininity.

And having a tomboy for a granddaughter undoubtedly kept her up at night.

In her defence, I wasn’t a normal kid. I shunned cosmetics and boys and spent hours training myself by running up the gully behind my house in two feet of snow. For fun.

Grandma always warily eyed my mop of hair and unmade face. One day I decided to indulge her and let her do a makeover. I remember sitting in her bathroom, looking at all the beautiful lines on her face as she intently painted mine. And feeling so incredibly loved.

Then I looked at the clown staring back at me in the mirror with my blackened eyebrows, blue eye shadow and fuchsia rouge.

Regardless, it still remains one of my most tender memories of my dear, sweet grandma.

I was reminded of her the other day during a conversation with Hadley.

“Mommy, what do you need lips for?”

“That is a very good question, Hadley. One reason is for kissing.”

“Oh. And for putting on lipstick, right?”

This kid’s for you, Grandma.


What are your favorite memories of your grandparents?