Golden: The Ultimate Family Staycation Right in Your Backyard


Golden is where every eccentric person who doesn’t reside in Boulder chooses to live.

-Jane, the Clear Creek History Park’s “Chicken Mom”

I am all about impromptu living and Golden is chock full of it. Visit the Golden Kayak Park on a Wednesday evening in the summer and you will be delighted to witness an unofficial freestyle kayak competition with free schwag and spontaneous tailgate parties.

Drop by Woody’s Wood Fired Pizza at 7 p.m. on the last Tuesday of every month and you’ll see an onslaught of bicyclists congregated for the “Golden Cruise” (all ages are invited).

I have spent a lot of time in Golden but truly fell in love during my family’s recent 24-hour-long staycation. With the gorgeously-appointed Golden Hotel as our basecamp, we delved into many family-friendly activities in this charming enclave that is nestled between two volcanic mesas and against the foothills of the Rocky Mountains.

Our whirlwind trip included:

First Friday Street Fair

Golden’s First Friday has been around for a while and consisted of merchants offering extended hours and special deals the first Friday of each month. But now through October 1st, First Fridays include a lively Street Fair from 5-8 p.m. on Washington Avenue.

My family toured downtown Golden in a free horse-drawn carriage ride pulled by Burt (allegedly the largest horse in Colorado). We bought juicy buffalo burgers from a vendor, danced in the streets to the live band, giggled at the entertaining magician, valued our life too much to attempt the free climbing wall and checked out Golden’s charming stores.

Hands down, the Windy Saddle Café’s cupcake walk was our favorite activity. I love to stumble upon family-friendly places and with their little “Buckaroo” lunches and toy-filled back room, this restaurant epitomizes kid-friendly. At 6:30 p.m., 26 kids participated in their cupcake walk where everyone was eventually a winner.

Unless you were the second-to-last kid like my daughter and casualties almost ensued (see last week’s post for the sordid details).

Clear Creek History Park

If you have elementary-school-aged children, you’ve probably heard of this park dedicated to showcasing how early settlers worked and played in the late 1800s. We were first-timers and my kids loved this recreated mountain ranch complete with gardens, a working blacksmith shop, schoolhouse and chicken coop.

Stroll around for free and peek through the windows of these beautiful old buildings located directly off Clear Creek Trail. Want a fantastic summer diversion for the kids? Take part in scheduled activities such as bee keeping, making old-fashioned toys, woodstove cooking and more. A $5 donation is requested. Check the Web site for the full schedule.

Hands down, visiting the chicken coop was the highlight for my daughter Hadley. The “Chicken Mom” Jane (a.k.a. the chicken’s caretaker) gave her a freshly-minted egg and told her if she kept it warm for 21 days, a little chick would hatch. Hadley had a new mission in life: to become a “Chick Mom.”

Luckily for us, her maternal instinct lasted only two hours when she accidentally cracked the egg.

Heritage Square

Storybook Victorian theme park Heritage Square may be getting old (over 30 years) but playing there never does. We zoomed down the Alpine Slide for the first time, drifted in our swan paddle boats, played miniature golf, browsed in the artisan shops, and rode the rides to our heart’s content.

Or rather our heart’s discontent, which was frequently the case.

Not to be forgotten is the Music Hall and Children’s Theater. The swashbuckling tale of Robin Hood will be playing Saturdays through July 10 and The Frog Prince will make its debut July 17 and run through November 13. Children and adults are $6.

Colorado Railroad Museum

Unlike 99 percent of little boys, I do not consider myself a train aficionado but even I was sufficiently entertained by the 12 acres of narrow and standard gauge locomotives, cars, and 50 thousand rare old photographs, papers and artifacts. The museum itself is a replica of an 1880-style masonry railroad depot and has become a popular venue for birthday parties. The gift shop has over a thousand railroad books, videotapes, posters, prints, jewelry, and other memorabilia. Adults are $8, kids ages 2-16 are $5 and children under 2 are free.

Tip: Plan extra time in the gift shop to play with the Thomas the Trainset or meltdowns may ensue.

Saturday Farmer’s Market

On Saturday morning, we leisurely rolled out of our cushy beds at the Golden Hotel to attend the farmer’s market at 1019 10th Street from 8 a.m.-1 p.m. We gorged on hearty crepes for breakfast, bought fresh focaccia bread for lunch, and strolled around shopping for farm fresh fruit, veggies, flowers, mini-doughnuts, gourmet pastas, salmon and unique hand-crafted gifts.

Burt the Biggest Horse in Colorado was back for free horse-drawn carriage rides. There was also a puppet show, master garden presentations and that climbing wall we still refused to attempt.

But possibly my favorite moments of the entire whirlwind trip were exploring the Clear Creek Trail. My children biked along the verdant greenbelt, often stopping to read interpretive signs and pose with the statues. They slid down the “secret slide” randomly located next to the Washington Avenue Bridge, threw rocks in the river and cheered on the kayakers at the Whitewater Park.

It was a magical morning as we relished each other’s company and ingested the scents and sounds wafting from the market. I marveled as my newbie bikes wove in and out of the heavily-congested bike path, like Frogger hyped up on caffeine. They were often successful.

Sometimes not.

But isn’t that what family vacations to eccentric destinations are all about?

Summer Lovin’ as The Pumpkin Widow

Our summer is off to a rip-roarin’ start!

On the first day of our vacation, we went to Lakecrest Park, a new-to-me wonderland where we climbed trees, explored trails, discovered 50 birds nests under a bridge, blew wishing flowers, had a picnic with good friends from church and fished for crawdads.

I just listed a whole bunch ‘o narratives. But this picture?


Defies description.

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How much is a good night’s sleep worth to you? I decided NOT $120, which is how much my prescription for cough medicine would have cost me. The doctor said I have a virus that is lasting as long as six weeks for many of her patients. I am 2.5 weeks into it.

Sleeplessness does have one advantage: I have been getting up before the crack of dawn to work out. On Thursday, I took my new road bike for a spin along some great river trails. At one point, I was led on a detour past a busy intersection and I blithely noted the Gunther Tooty “Diner” sign that only read “Die.”

Not even 30 seconds later as I was barreling down a hill, I hit a squirrel.

A sign?

No pun intended.

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On Monday, I went for an early-morning hike to Matthews Winters, cleaned my car, did laundry, mowed the lawn, hit the bank, post office, Target and Costco.

This whole summer “break” thing may just kill me.

Though I’ve stayed on top of messes piling up, I hadn’t deep-cleaned my car in months. I spent 1.5 hours just on the interior and after it was done, Hadley made the following observation:

“Wow, Mommy. It looks so nice in here! I think you should clean it like this every week!”

“I’ve got a better idea, Hadley. Why don’t you just stop throwing things on the floor so it will stay clean?”

“I like my idea better!”

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Jamie is heading to Scout camp tomorrow and between that, work and Bishopric responsibilities, I have been a single mom lately.

But his biggest time-sucker of all?

Hail netting.

I was initially supportive when he told me he was getting some specialty hail netting from Italy because I did not want to deal with last year’s hail massacre of the pumpkin patch. What I did not anticipate: that it would take ENTIRE weekends and evenings to get in place. And no, I am not exaggerating.

Jamie was in charge of FHE (Family Home Evening) on Monday and the lesson was on the 10 Commandments. He was stumped trying to explain to the kids, “Thou shalt have none other gods before me” so I helped him out with a little analogy.

Here’s a hint: It started with “P” and ended with “kin.”

It did not go over well.

Don’t (Cake)Walk This Way: The Sordid Details of Golden’s New First Friday

I had a complicated relationship with cakewalks as a kid.

Meaning: I always wanted to win and yet never did.

My family had a glorious staycation in Golden, Colorado last weekend. My trip report and oodles of great giveaways are forthcoming but what cannot wait is my daughter Hurricane Hadley’s introduction to The (Cake)Walk of Doom.

Which is only moderately less death-defying than walking the plank.

I have spent a lot of time in this idyllic town that is nestled between two volcanic mesas and against the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. We stayed at the Golden Hotel overlooking the main drag and gurgling Clear Creek.

On Friday night, we attended the city’s “First Friday,” a newly-minted street fair that occurs on the first Friday of each month. We dined on delicious buffalo burgers from a vendor, watched a magic show, danced in the streets to a live band, indulged in Golden Sweets Ice Cream & Chocolate, rode in a free horse-drawn carriage and topped off our evening at Windy Saddle Cafe where they held a Cupcake Walk for the children.

Twenty-six kids crammed into a circle and each child was given a number to tape to the ground. Like most cakewalks, when the music stops and your number is called out, you’re a winner. But unlike most cakewalks, they had enough cupcakes for everyone; the child just needed to be patient enough to stick around to the end.

Hurricane Hadley lacks patience.

And yes, she gets it Trying to get a group of small children to walk around in a circle is like trying to herd a gaggle of geese. Though they were uncooperative at best, one by one they dropped off as their numbers were called. Halfway through, a vacant number next to Bode was announced. I swiftly plopped him on it and he jubilantly went to claim his reward.

All that remained was Hadley…and about 15 other kids. With each number, her frustration grew. She tried many different methods.

1) The Only Moving When You Were Assured a Number to Step On Method


2) The Take The Number With You Method, which is most effective by subtly dragging it with your foot.

3) The Screaming “GO!” Method


4) And finally, The Dejected “I’m Never Going to Win” Method.

It came down to the very end. There was one number left and she was up against just one boy who was half her size.

“She’s gonna take your son down,” I warned his parents.

I was only halfway joking.

The previous rounds were out of her control but a race to the finish? The Hurricane did not disappoint. When that number was called, come hell or highwater chocolate cupcake with swirly frosting, she was not going to lose this competition. She jubilantly plopped down on that number, did an I am the Champion-esque dance and went to claim her chocolate prize.

All was right in the world until she learned that the little boy who came in very last got to do a special dance and then get his cupcake.

Chocolate and performing in front of adoring throngs of people?

Taking second-to-last place is the new Biggest Loser.

Blame it all on the cough

Last week was a sleepless whirlwind due to:

The Cough

I developed a cough and not just any cough. This was a cough-’til-you-puke kind of cough, rendering sleep an impossibility. Sure, I could have gone into the doctor’s office but after my nervous breakdown a couple of years ago, I try to limit my visits to verge-of-death emergencies.

Plus, during Said Nervous Breakdown, I acquired The Good Cough Medicine. You know. The stuff with the goooood drugs.

However, I am one week into it and nothing is working.

The Trip

In the middle of it all, I had a trip to Aspen for the PRSA Travel & Tourism Conference. Picture a room full of hundreds of perky, cute publicists where the ratio of women to men is 10:1.

Basically, it was like my BYU experience all over again.

PRSA shuttled a few fellow travel writers to Aspen and put us up in style. I stayed at the Hotel Jerome, attended conference sessions, sat in between travel industry legends Everett Potter and the travel editor of USA Today during lunch, and attended a kick-butt media mixer at the glorious slope-side hotel, the Viceroy.


(Hanging with Emily of Hula Communications, Jennifer of Colorado Ski Country and Kara of The Vacation Gals.)

After a near-sleepless night, I got up at the crack of dawn to hike the Ute trail with a few other gals.

Marathoner Krista Parry of Park City Mountain Resort left us in her dust.

I am blaming The Cough.

The Big Screen That Wasn’t

Jamie’s brother Chris is visiting this week from Utah so we had him and their sister Lisa over for dinner. Jamie spent the afternoon smoking ribs and the plan was to watch Avatar on the 84″ HDTV.

Until the projector chose this weekend of all weekends to burn out.

And the bulbs can only be ordered online with a minimum 7 days for delivery.

The Memorial Day Blowout

Ever since Jamie’s parents moved away, we’ve felt a bit lost on holidays so we decided to invite some friends and a group of new couples from church over for a BBQ. Many are recently- or soon-to-be married college students who are here for the summer.

It confirmed something I’ve long suspected: we’re old.

And Bode is a woosy.

My dear boy had two meltdowns–one when he was left behind from the expedition to the pumpkin patch. During the second episode, I found him crumbled up in a heap on his bed. When I asked him what was wrong, he gasped, “Dat girl stole my food.”

Who, his sister Hadley? One of the college students?

I went outside for the confrontation and it was none other than my friend Sam’s daughter.

The one who is 9 months old.

Glenwood Springs’ Adventure Park On Top of a Mountain

Take the world’s largest outdoor mineral hot springs pool, add an adventure park built on top of a mountain, sprinkle in the Roaring Fork Valley’s crimson rocks and emerald forests and what do you have?

Glenwood Springs’ matchless Shangri-La.

Conveniently located off I-70 between Vail and Aspen, my family has driven through Glenwood Springs multiple times and often marveled at the tram that appeared to go nowhere. Turns out, the Iron Mountain Tramway soars 4,300 feet up Iron Mountain to a big ol’ somewhere: Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park.

The 135-acre park features guided tours of Glenwood Caverns and Historic Fairy Caves, an alpine coaster, 4-dimensional theater, a laser tag arena, a climbing wall, gemstone sluice box mining, bungee trampolines, a simulated Conestoga wagon ride and more. New this year: The Giant Canyon Swing that launches riders over Glenwood Canyon, 1,300 feet above the Colorado River.

A few of my family’s favorite activities included:

Laser Tag

It was raining when we arrived at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park so we introduced our delighted cowboys to an indoor pursuit: laser tag. This new-fangled shoot-out in an old West setting uses the latest in wireless laser tag technology. With every death announcement, “Nice shot,” our vests would vibrate and my children came one step closer to unleashing their pent-up parental aggressions. For my husband and me, it was all about payback for our many sleepless nights.

Family laser tag is a win-win situation for everyone.

4-dimensional ride theater

I can’t say I’ve seen many movies in 3-D so I was unsure of what to expect at Colorado’s only 4-dimensional ride theater. We were given goofy 3-D glasses, and had the option of watching three short films (Haunted Mine Ride, Snow Ride or TurtleVision) whilst sitting in interactive seats that had us yelping and giggling at every turn whenever we were sprayed or jolted.

Prior to watching each film, we received a safety briefing. Ours was from a staffer whose arm was in a cumbersome cast. He claimed it was from longboarding; I suspect he fell out of his magical 4-D chair.

Glenwood Caverns and Historic Fairy Caves

Glenwood Caverns was named one of “The 10 Great Places to Go Underground” by USA Today. Despite such acclaim, I was hesitant to take my 3 and 5 year old on the 70-minute guided walking tour because any lengthy amount of time in an enclosed space with them is asking for trouble.

Turns out, they loved the tour and my son Bode (the youngest in the group) was given sole control of the hallowed flashlight. Our entertaining guide let our imaginations run wild as he expounded upon formations such as moonmilk, cave clouds, soda straws, cave bacon, stalactites, stalagmites. At one point, he had us stop and listen to the walls of the cave. When we heard nothing, he joked we had just experienced “Hard Rock.”

Evidently, cave tour guides need to have some kind of comic relief.

My two favorite stops were King’s Row, a gigantic room deep in the earth with the most other-wordly cave I’ve ever seen, and “Exclamation Point,” a cliff-side balcony with panoramic views of the Glenwood Canyon and the Colorado River.

Fort WhereAmI Maze

I’ll admit it: I’m not a maze person because when you’re directionally-challenged, the last thing you need are hundreds of options. But my family loved weaving our way through the labyrinth of twists and turns in this fort-style maze. Instead of just trying to find the exit, there was a fun twist to the challenge: we raced against the clock for fun prizes and had to punch our card at each of the four towers, which offered breathtaking views of Mt. Sopris and the Roaring Fork Valley.

The Canyon Flyer

My kids could not get enough of Park City Mountain Resort’s alpine coaster last winter but at $20 a pop, less was definitely more. At Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, riding Colorado’s only alpine coaster is included in the cost of the day pass so we gave our children unlimited access.

And they took full advantage by repeatedly dragging us down the mountain.

The individual cars on tracks race 3,400 feet through the trees and can carry two visitors in comfort. The great thing about the alpine coaster is you can control your speed over the bumps, waves and hairpin turns. Not that it mattered. Both kids demanded we go full-throttle so I screamed like a girl the entire way down.

Good thing I am one.

Accommodations

Sure, there are plenty of lodging options in Glenwood Springs but why stay anywhere else than the Glenwood Hot Springs’ 107-room flagship? Lodge and pool packages start at $139 per room per night and include a room with two queen-size beds, unlimited swimming and continental breakfast.

Just across the street, the Glenwood Hot Springs is the largest mineral hot springs pool in the world and the two pools measure roughly as long as two city blocks. If that is not impressive enough, the hot springs also has two water slides, inner tubes, diving boards and bubble chairs.

I’ve always envied the people sunning themselves around the pool when I’ve zoomed past on I-70. My family went early-May when it was cold, rainy and the lifeguards were wearing winter jackets.

But it didn’t matter. Instead of being on the outside looking in, we melted our worries away in the 104-degree therapy pool, relishing our time in Glenwood Springs’ quintessential cut of Colorado.

Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park Prices: Day pass for an adult is $39, children are $34. See their Web site for Tram-only rates and information about their various cave tours. Go to www.hotspringspool.com for information on the hot springs and lodging.

Professional photo credit: Visit Glenwood. Crummy iPhone pictures: Yours truly. Special thanks to the Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park and Glenwood Hot Springs for hosting my family.

When the world is your slimy, disgusting sea urchin

Thanks to Haddie’s many well-wishers on my blog and on Facebook. Her 6th birthday was a magical one.

Note: I did not say her actual birthday party. I will write about that once I can muster up the strength to relive it. A summary?

25 kids= my nervous breakdown.

Hadley is still at a glorious age when even the simplest things delight her.

Well, with the exception of our recent trip to Glenwood Springs. We were admittedly spoiled during ski season and stayed in some gorgeous cabins and two-bedroom condos. When we walked into our hotel room at the Glenwood Hot Springs, she set down her luggage, looked around and proclaimed,

“Hmmm…kind of funny they don’t have a kitchen.”

This is her way of saying her future husband had better be wealthy.

That said, she is still delightfully unsoiled in the ways of the world. She doesn’t covet the best toys or clothes and I’ve never once heard her utter she is bored. Laughter, innocence and friends surround her as the world is her oyster.

Nevermind that the kid can’t fathom the thought of sticking one of those slimy sea urchins in her mouth.

Friends and family showered her with clothes, books and crafts. By far, her favorite was her gift from Grandma B: Twinkletoe shoes that she has been prancing around in all week. My friend Dana sent me this poem that fits the bill perfectly.

Now We are Six

When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
When I was Three
I was hardly me.
When I was Four,
I was not much more.
When I was Five,
I was just alive.
But now I am Six,
I’m as clever as clever,
So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.

by A. A. Milne

At 6 and almost 4, I have to same I am thoroughly enjoying my children. This has not always been the case.

See the entirety of my blog for sordid details.

And so my question for you is this: at what ages have you most enjoyed your children? What ages have been the most difficult for you?

Happy 6th Birthday to the Hurricane

Dearest Hadley,

Happy 6th birthday! I’ll admit it: I debated skipping my annual birthday letter for you due to our crazy schedule but realized I treasure being able to look back upon the high- and low-lights of your previous years.

And also because my memory sucks and I’ll soon be like an old granny who croaks out, “Hadley was five? Don’t they go to kindergarten around that age?”

This was the Year of the Cat. In fact, in your eyes, you never really lived until Remy came into your life and mommy refers to those days as B.C. (Before Cat). We got Remy in October as a band-aid to help ease the pain of your Grandma and Grandpa unceremoniously ditching us moving to Utah. From Day 1, he has been your end-all, be-all. He is patient, snuggly, loving and obese (hence his nickname “Fat Kitty.”)

One morning when we were snuggled up in my bed, I opened up the window but kept the blinds partially drawn. In a decidedly ambitious move for a Fat Kitty, Remy made a move to hop up on the window sill…and would have been successful had he not slammed into the blinds like a fly on a windshield.

You and mommy hysterically laughed whiled he slunked away. It was then I just knew we would have many wonderful bonding years making fun of your father and brother. In a word?

PUMPKIN.

Kindergarten was kind to you. You adore your glamorous teacher Ms. Pancoast and are learning to read and write. You are one of the best artists in your class and are thrilled to attend a week-long art camp this summer.

Math, on the other hand, completely baffles you. One day after a particularly frustrating attempt at teaching you numbers, Daddy shared his epiphany with me:

“Amber, do you know what her problem is? She has my lack of aptitude for math and she has your lack of patience.”

This is just his nice way of saying you are doomed.

You’ve never been one to waste your time on woosy dolls and would rather spend hours playing with your umpteen stuffed animals and dinosaurs. You recently learned to ride your bike and just last week you conquered The Big Hill near our house. Your sass and imagination help you concoct vivid tales and ghost stories. And don’t even get me started with just how competitive you are whilst playing Super Mario on the Wii.

Your brother has the battle wounds to prove it.

Last year, you took a dance class at school (moderately enjoyable), two sessions of skating lessons (double axel is for amateurs) and absolutely kicked butt on the ski slopes (watch out Lindsey Vonn). In fact, skiing is the one sport you are passionate about and are already skiing intermediate-level runs.

You adore traveling and announced you want to travel the world with me when you’re 16. I got you a globe for Christmas and we love plotting our route. The boys are, of course, invited. But only if they can get over this pumpkin obsession.

And so long as they don’t mind being mocked–like a fat cat on a windscreen.

Here’s to many wonderful adventures in the year ahead, my beloved Hurricane Hadley.

Love,
Mommy


P.S. For a stroll down memory lane, read birthday letters 5, 4, 3, or 2.

Bode’s public speaking debut

Life is going full-throttle and will continue at warp speed until summer vacation begins in a couple of weeks. Haddie’s birthday bash is this weekend, followed by her actual birthday next Tuesday. We recently returned from a fabulous weekend in Glenwood Springs and did I mention the big Mile High Mamas event I’m in charge of at the Children’s Musem of Denver tomorrow night?

Whew. Venting does have its therapeutic advantages.

One highlight of my week was when Bode gave his first talk in church on Sunday. When children are 3 they enter Primary, a children’s organization where they have lessons, a community sharing time and fun singing hour. And then there are talks. Every child is asked to present a talk to his peers at least once a year and speaking for the first time is a big rite-of-passage.

I would like to say we prepped Bode for weeks leading up to his first talk but that would be a lie.

The truth? I remembered after we put him to bed on Saturday night. I raced down to the computer, cranked out his talk on baptism and Jamie woke him up to run through it.

And yes, we usually live life on the fly like this. If you had any question, you must be a newbie to this mommy blog.

Bode groggily repeated the talk and fell back asleep. He is not one who enjoys getting up in front of a crowd (as opposed to his spotlight-craving sister’s first talk). So, the next morning, I prepped him.

“Be sure to talk directly into the microphone.”
“Speak clearly and slowly so people can hear you.”
“Be sure to remember to smile!”

I thought we had our bases covered and I promised to bring his beloved orange Webkinz cat Tabby to watch.

Bode didn’t even look nervous when he went to the podium. The microphone wasn’t working so Jamie crouched behind him and told him to speak loudly. Bode took one look at me and then proceeded to fold his arms, close his eyes, bow his head and give his talk. My first thought was “What is he doing?” And then I realized the poor kid thought he was saying a prayer.

Jamie was so intent on helping him that he didn’t realize Bode’s eyes were closed. By the time Jamie had him correct course, the adults at the back of the room were doubled over trying to stifle their laughter. But the damage was done. For the rest of the talk, Bode shied away and refused to look at the audience. All my public-speaking tips were thrown to the wayside.

Not that I can blame the kid. He is, after all, only 3 and speaking to a room full of people would be pretty darn intimidating.

Maybe for my next public speaking tutorial, I’ll just tell him to keep his eyes closed.

How the blind led the blonde on the Braille Trail (and a guide to Denver’s mountain parks)

Snow in May?!!

Let’s face it: very few people welcomed our winter blast last week with the exception of a few hearty souls like me. I am admittedly dysfunctional in that when it snows, all I want to do is ski, hike or run in it.

Either that or I’m just Canadian.

After I bundled up my kids and sent them to school, I headed to the hills on Wednesday. Destination: The Braille Trail. Located in Genesse, this hike is a small cut of paradise in Denver’s largest mountain park. My kids and I have hiked most of the trails along Denver’s front range with the exception of this one. I figured the 1-mile loop through a wooded grove would be perfect for a snowy day.

The Braille Trail’s access is off the Chief Hosa Exit 153 on I-70. My directions then told me to turn right on Stapleton Drive and follow it 1 mile until I found the trailhead for the Braille Trail and Beaver Brook.

I exited, I followed and I found nothing. The road dead-ended at a gate so I looped back around on the slick road and retraced my route several times. Still nothing. After several minutes, I concluded the trailhead just wasn’t there because I’m pretty darn good at reading signs.

Map interpretation? An entirely different matter.

Not to be dissuaded from getting a workout, I parked my car by a log outhouse and hiked down a steep ravine.

When you live my life, you’re all about improvisation.

I tromped through the snow for a few minutes until I ran into a road and saw a sign in the distance.

THE sign.

I raced over to it and sure enough, the Braille Trail’s access was located further down the road behind the gate that was still closed for the season.

I trekked around the loop, following the waist-high guide wire that was designed for blind hikers. There many interpretive signs were buried in snow so I made up my own such as “Pine Tree Ensconced by Snow” and “Irascible black bird whining about the weather.”

I just know I have a future as a naturalist.

The wooded trail was a perfect romp for young children and I vowed to bring mine back when the weather cleared and the gate opened for the season.

And yes, the irony of my inability to find the “Braille Trail” was not lost on me.

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Guide to Denver Mountain Parks

Winter Park Resort
Opened for the 1939-40 ski season, Winter Park offers year-round activities on its three interconnected mountain peaks, including
skiing, snowboarding, hiking and mountain biking.
52 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exit 232

Summit Lake Park
The highest city park in the U.S., Summit Lake provides pristine natural beauty at 13,000 feet, near the peak of Mt. Evans. Arctic
and alpine tundra make up the park’s 160 acres, including a natural lake. Park visitors pay a fee to the U.S. Forest Service at the base of the scenic road, which supports maintenance and improvements at Summit Lake.
52 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exit 240

Echo Lake Park
Echo Lake Park is nestled in a glacially-formed hanging valley at 10,600 feet in elevation. A shelter house and picnic facilities are near
the lake. The Echo Lake Lodge, open seasonally May – September, was built from native rock and timber. Views of the lake, lodge, and Mt. Evans are truly majestic.
46 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exit 240

Dedisse Park
Dedisse Park is a beautiful 420-acre park nestled just outside Evergreen. The 35-foot high Evergreen Dam, completed in 1928,
creates the 55-acre Evergreen Lake. In 1925, part of the park became Colorado’s first mountain golf course, Evergreen Golf Course. Eat at historic Keys on the Green.
29 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exit 252

Newton Park
A craggy peak looms over this special events park near Conifer, available only by reservation. Groups can be accommodated at
three shelters.
37 miles from downtown Denver

Genesse Park
The first and biggest park in the DMP system, Genesee features recreation opportunities like a ropes course, hiking, camping,
volleyball, and bison viewing. Summer public camping is offered at Chief Hosa Campground, and the Chief Hosa Lodge and historic CCC shelter are available for events. Challenging hikers since 1917, the Beaver Brook Trail’s west trailhead is also in north Genesee Park.
20 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exits 253 (chief hosa camp and lodge) & 254 (park & bison)

Buffalo Bill Grave & Museum
This site hosts the grave of the legendary showman William F. “Buffalo Bill” Cody. By his request, Buffalo Bill was buried on Lookout Mountain in 1917, overlooking the Great Plains and the Rockies. Feel the breezes from the high peaks of the Continental Divide, smell the Ponderosa pines, and see the incredible Cody Collection at the museum.

Red Rocks Park & Ampitheatre
Red Rocks Park, along the eastern slope of the Rocky Mountains, is named for the towering 300-foot sandstone formations within its 804 acres. The park also boasts a 200-mile panoramic view of Denver and the plains. Extensive hiking trails and natural areas surround the geologic formations. The Visitor Center has a restaurant, gift shop, and park interpretation.
15 miles from downtown Denver / I-70 exit 259

Daniels Park
Most of Daniels Park is a bison preserve and natural area where visitors can view the animals in a high-plains habitat. The shelter
house and picnic areas offer a 100-mile panoramic view of the mountains. The historic Martin ranch buildings are a Denver Landmark Historic District.
20 miles from downtown denver / i-25 exit 188

For additional information, go to DenverMountainParks.org.

The Best of Denver (and the worst of it, too)

I was recently contacted by a reporter for the Westword, a weekly magazine in Denver. Once upon a time, they were great supporters in helping me solicit votes during the Pandering for Vancouver days (otherwise known as the Office Winter Games Contest). I’m sure their interview is what clinched me the win.

That, and the countless wonderful people in my life who voted for me.

Last month, they contacted me again and asked to interview me for their popular “Best of Denver” edition. Note: I am not the “Best of Denver.” I only know about places that are.

I never actually saw the magazine because we were on Spring Break in Park City but found the article online when I was doing a search for another project I had worked on.

Ahhh, gimme a break. Like you never Google your name.

I was excited to be interviewed with some notable Denver characters (the online version is here).

 

Amber JohnsonAmber Johnson is a professional mama, so professional that she makes her living doing it. The 38-year-old Johnson not only founded the Mile High Mamas blog, which she now operates for the Denver Post, but she also runs a home-based social media marketing company that does work for ski areas and promotions for big brands like Nintendo and Frigidaire. And earlier this year, she was picked — and then hired — by Microsoft to blog about the Olympics from Vancouver. Her site, www.crazybloggincannuck.com, is still active, and will be throughout the year while she helps Microsoft promote Office 2010.

Not a bad gig for a Canadian native who loves the outdoor life so much that Denver’s REI flagship store is her favorite place in town.

“It’s my happy place, no lie,” says Johnson, who lives in Arvada with her husband and two toddlers, Hadley and Bode. “They have a play area on the top floor which is near the clearance areas, so the kids will play while I shop.” Afterward, Johnson likes to take the family for walks through Confluence Park, to watch the kayakers, and up the Platte, either via trolley or on foot, to the Denver Children’s Museum.”

Her other favorite walking tour begins at Little Man Ice Cream, continues through the playground across the street, and then goes across the 16th Street Pedestrian Bridge to see Denver’s infamous “National Velvet” sculpture. “There are so many cool walking areas in Denver that we do that as often as we can,” she says.

 

They were overly complimentary and I feel honored to be included. However, there were three blaring missteps that need to be addressed:

1) Calling me a “professional mom.”

2) Refusing to lie about my age like I recommended.

3) Misspelling my blog name. Last I checked, “canuck” only had one “n.”

Just another reason why Canadians are treated like second-class citizens in this country.

Note #2: Ignore the fact that we’re not actually citizens.