Four years ago when Jamie was in Portland visiting his buddy at a pumpkin weigh-off, the kids and I fell in love with Four Mile History Park’s annual Great Pumpkin Harvest Festival. This rustic 12-acre historic oasis and the site of Denver’s oldest house is a charming throwback to yesteryear. Scarecrow making. Caramel apples and apple cider. Pioneer games. Horse-drawn wagon rides. Museum tours. Wood-burning stove cookie baking and Native American fry bread. Mountain man encampment. Gold panning. Historic blacksmithing demonstrations.
I loved it all and have been dying to go back but last weekend was our first opportunity while Jamie was at another weigh-off.
Pumpkin ring toss
Very heated musical chairs cakewalk
New obsession: stilt walking
Apple cider doughnuts I’ve dreamed about for four years
Four Mile Historic Park had pumpkins for purchase in a cute little pumpkin patch but we couldn’t be bothered.
“We don’t need to stop there, Hadley. We’re pumpkin snobs.”
“What’s a snob?”
“Someone who thinks they’re better than someone else.”
“Why yes, yes we are pumpkin snobs.”
But there’s nothing better than pie-eating contests and darn it if Hadley and Bode didn’t hit the jackpot by being two of the lucky 15 kids who signed up.
There was some stiff competition: a lot of hungry-looking teenagers. Bode looks like he’s praying in this picture. It worked.
At least it did when he figured out it’s better not to lick the berry pie…
and just jump right on it. Little dude never looked back.
Hadley, on the other hand, started strong by smashing her face in her apple pie and ingesting it. About a minute later, she came up for air.
“Mom, I can’t breathe! I have pie up my nose”
“Breathe later, eat now.”
I have a future as a competitive pie-eating coach. My first rule: do not slurp the apples like a straw.
Or look at your competition. Bode lost precious seconds here.
But he needn’t have worried because he totally beat Hadley who ended up looking like this.
I don’t think she’ll want apple pie anytime soon.
But we had a blast and you’d better believe we’ll be training for next year.
I'm a Canadian-born mom of two, former Denver Post columnist, family travel writer, editor of MileHighMamas.com and 9News contributor. Expert on all things Utah, Denver, family and travel. Lover of laughter and life. Happily married to a man obsessed with growing The Great Pumpkin. 