Me: Sitting at my computer in my office.
Jamie: Tears into my room, races over to the blinds and suspiciously looks outside.
Me: “What are you doing?”
Jamie: “GOOGLE IS WATCHING!”
Me: “What are you talking about?!”
Jamie: “GOOGLE IS TRACKING MY PUMPKIN’S EVERY MOVE.”
Me: “You no longer have a pumpkin. Growing season is over.”
Jamie: “AND YOU CAN SEE MY PUMPKIN FROM OUTER SPACE!!”
Me: “You are crazy.”
Jamie: “I’m wearing aluminum foil on my head right now so they can’t hear my thoughts.”
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