Jamie has been going to the same hair stylist for a number of years and his haircuts have always been the same.
Until yesterday.
His normally-short hair was light and, dare I say….
“Jamie, your new hairstyle is kinda….errr…fluffy.”
“What? Are you worried about competition?”
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Last week, we caught the tail end of an investigative report on Catfish, a new movie about Internet dating deceptions. As many of you know, Jamie and I met online and our courtship was speedy: we were married within six months of that initial email.
For that reason, my family was understandably a bit wary and my brother Pat even gave Jamie this movie for Christmas:
It was his version of a “Welcome to the Family” gift.
As Jamie and I watched the unbelievable web of deceit unfold in Catfish, I decided to play along.
“Jamie, I have a huge confession that I’ve been holding onto for the past eight years of our marriage.”
“Oh yeah? What is it?”
“I’m not who I have claimed to be.”
“Good.”