The Johnson Family’s Sixth Annual Giant Pumpkin Season kicked off on April 15 with much excitement and fanfare.
Well, as much fanfare as you can muster when soaking a pumpkin seed in water, filing it down, placing it in a moistened paper towel and transferring it into a pot with bacteria-rich soil.
A few weeks ago Cheerleader Jamie sat the family down to watch Rise of the Giants, a (you guessed it), documentary about growing giant pumpkins.
One of the men in the video said something like, “Yep, my wife knows she’s played second best to my pumpkins for the last 20 years.”
I pointedly glared at Jamie.
“Look on the bright side, Amber. You only have 14 years to go.”