For Mother’s Day, Jamie bought me a juicing machine and I was thrilled because I have wanted one for a while. Growing up, my parents had a juicer and though I adored fresh-squeezed oranges, they also made evil concoctions like carrot juice. Then there was the mushy hot oatmeal that they swore I’d love someday.
Guess what: I won’t touch it with a 100-foot pole.
Jamie has taken on the role as Master Juicer and has been trying out a number of healthy combinations, most of which have been edible (note: I did not say good; we’re going for health here). But yesterday, he took it too far. Here’s my clue regarding the main ingredient in this gem.Jamie: “It may make you pee red. And it was inspired by Dwight Schrute.”
My response to this one: MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!