“I am just calling to tell you I am going to be deceptive tonight.”
“Deceptive? How?”
“Deceptively Delicious, to be exact.”
“What?”
“I am using my new cookbook by Jessica Seinfeld tonight. You know, the one that sneaks pureed vegetables into the recipes.”
“OK, sounds good. No wait.”
“What’s wrong, Jamie?”
“I AM NOT GOING TO EAT BROCCOLI AND ACTUALLY LIKE IT, AM I?”