Growing up, I always wanted to be Mary in our LDS church congregation’s annual reenactment of the Nativity. But your chances are slim-to-none when you have blonde, frizzy hair and don’t exactly ooze with meekness or sweetness.
Even being repeatedly cast as an angel was a stretch (though the ringlets my mom made from those pesky overnight pink rollers were pretty angelic).
So, I could totally relate to the disagreement I heard at church yesterday as Hadley and her bestie Alex were jockying for the coveted role of Mary at our ward’s Christmas party in a few weeks.
Hadley: “You can’t do it. Mary didn’t have short hair.”
Alex: “Oh yeah? Well, I’ll bet she didn’t have BANGS!”
For the record, I hope neither of them gets the part.