Overheard by my friend Lisa as she carpooled the kids to preschool.
Hadley: “This overpass is like the ones my daddy has to go through to go to work.”
Alex: “Yeah?”
Hadley: “Only he doesn’t work downtown anymore.”
Alex: “Why not?”
Hadley: “Well, the mean people at work – they threw fire at him.”
Editor’s Note: “M” is for “MEAN.”