Just in case you’re ever tempted – an original poem

Like the time you loaded dirty diapers
Into a grocery bag to fling
Across the lawn for garbage day
Thinking of the ease this action would bring.

You see, you were recently showered
And in your robe, to boot.
And decided to forgo the usual flashing
To all the neighbors who were en route.

With the garbage man fast approaching
From the doorstep you didst fling with all your might
This bag of dirty diapers
That for one beautiful moment took flight.

Not only did you miss the garbage
By more than 50 feet
But your bag of dirty diapers
Didst crash and were rendered obsolete.

You sprang from your doorstep,
Robe now flapping in the breeze
To discover the diapers had also exploded
A stench that brought you to your knees.

So unless you enjoy cleaning up detonated diapers
And flashing the neighbors with all your brawn
Do not ever ever ever ever
Fling dirty diapers across the lawn.

-An original work by Crazy Bloggin’ Canuck