So, I didn’t win the Share the Love blog awards. Funny thing was I didn’t even know I was in the running. A special thanks to all those who nominated me though I’m ashamed of the shabby campaign I ran with no speeches, no buttons, no promises of sexual favors for the voters. Oh wait. That was my strategy for kindergarten class president.
In my defence, I was out sunning myself on the beach during campaign week. Isn’t that just like a politician?
Even though my ticket has since expired, I will do my belated plug for the categories in which I was nominated.
Best Humor. Obviously. You can see my next stand-up routine on Comedy Central next week, right next to Larry the Cable Guy. Though don’t tell him I prefer satellite.
Person You’d Most Like to Meet: I don’t know what to say about this one. Only that those who know me say the whole thing is highly overrated. I don’t’ think it’s a coincidence the only people who leave comments on my blog are strangers, while my alleged friends and family only lurk.
Blog You’ll Never Stop Reading: I’ve got news for you: this is the one I should have won. Because I plan to live forever.
I'm a Canadian-born mom of two, former Denver Post columnist, family travel writer, editor of MileHighMamas.com and 9News contributor. Expert on all things Utah, Denver, family and travel. Lover of laughter and life. Happily married to a man obsessed with growing The Great Pumpkin. 