You are one of only a few families invited to a friend’s Easter egg hunt where they stuffed about 1,000 eggs and hid them all over their huge backyard.
You know you have sunk to a new low when:
1) A certain father shadows his daughter around the yard. When her bucket is full, instead of quitting like she wants, you convince her to keep hunting and completely fill your jacket full of eggs.
2) You later find your outgoing daughter, stripped down to her panties, sitting on a bed reading a book while her friends play outside.
3) When you hear there are several eggs with $2 bills inside, a certain mother shoves little children aside to shake every single egg, listening for the money.
4) All of the above.
P.S. How was YOUR Easter?